Samantha Ronson Says She Will Marry Lindsay Lohan By Christmas

If lesbian Sam Ronson has her way, Lindsay Lohan will become Mrs. Lindsay Ronson by Christmas.

Ronson interrupted her live DJ session at a LA nightclub Tuesday night to express her unwavering love for Lindsay Lohan and promised she will marry the actress by the end of the year.

Ronson told the crowd at Chateau Marmont, "By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs. Ronson, and tonight shows the power of a woman, to underestimate that is to underestimate the world."

Huh? We're not sure exactly what she was trying to say, but we got the important parts. Chateau Marmont patrons say the nightclub has become a regular Friday night retreat for the young gay couple.

Not long after Ronson announced her intentions, Lohan was seen sporting an engagement ring on her wedding finger.

While Samantha spins her tunes waiting for Lohan to become her bride, the previously troubled actress is completing work on her latest movie "Labor Pains", due early next year.

The film stars Lohan as Thea, and is the story of how she pretends to be pregnant in order to avoid being fired from her job. When that gets her a lot of special treatment by everyone involved in her life, she tries to keep up the lie for nine months.

Mrs. And Mrs. Ronson-Lohan. It may take awhile to get used to saying that.

Related Story: Watch Lindsay Lohan In "Labor Pains" Movie Trailer
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Rapper Kanye West Arrested At LAX For Felony Vandalism - Video

Kanye West was arrested Thursday morning at LAX Airport on felony vandalism charges after getting into a fight with two photographers, airport police have reported.

West was waiting to catch a flight to Honolulu, Hawaii.

The altercation involved Kanye West, his manager Don Crowley and a photographer and a cameraman who were taking pictures.

The cameras of the paparazzi were destroyed during the argument, police said.

Kanye West, 31, and Crowley were both arrested on charges of felony vandalism. West and his manager were outside the security screening area when the fight took place. Both suspects were taken to the Los Angeles police station for booking.

Police report that the Kanye grabbed a photographer's camera as he was taking pictures of the singer.

The video below is a bit chaotic, and the man whom TMZ identifies as Kanye West never reveals his face, which is covered in the hood of a gray sweatshirt.

Watch Kanye West Scuffle And Arrest Video


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Obama "Lipstick On A Pig" Comment On The David Letterman Show - Video

Barack Obama appeared on the David Letterman Show last night and the topic of Sarah Palin came up.

"Let me ask you a question here, have you ever actually put lipstick on pig?" Letterman asked Obama, a reference to a recent campaign controversy over Obama's use of the phrase.

Obama's comments where clever, and he didn't miss a beat and was obviously prepared for the question.

Watch Barack Obama On Letterman Responding To Sarah Palin


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Blue Collar Comedian Ron White Arrested For Pot

Blue Collar Comedy Tour comedian Ron White was arrested on Wednesday for possession of pot.

White was arrested in Vero Beach Florida where police took the comedian into custody for possession of marijuana, under 20 grams, and for possession of drug paraphernalia.

White was released from jail after posting a $1,000 bond pending his court hearing.

In addition to working with Jeff Foxworthy, Larry The Cable Guy and Bill Engvall on the Blue Collar comedy series, White also executive produced and starred in his own comedy special, "Ron White: They Call Me Tater Salad" in 2004.

White has also made guest appearances on "Reno 911" and "12 Miles of Bad Road" with Lily Tomlin.

No word yet from his representative or when his court appearance is scheduled.
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Matt Damon Condemns Sarah Palin - "Terrifying Possibility" - Watch Video

Actor Matt Damon has made his position clear while speaking out in a YouTube video about the Republican Party's choice of hockey-mom Sarah Palin for Vice President.

Damon compares the addition of Palin to the John McCain ticket to "a really bad Disney movie", and thinks it is crazy that this woman could become President, which he thinks is a really terrifying possibility.

Damon feels "there is a good chance that Palin will become president", apparently concerned about the age of hopeful John McCain, and says he does not want "a hockey mom from a small town in Alaska starring down Vladimir Putin."

Damon does seem to bring up some good points, and we have also wondered why everyone in the media as turned Sara Palin into a super-star. A year ago she was asked on camera about the VP position and she said she didn't even know what the Vice President did all day.

Compared to the years of experience that Democratic VP pick Joseph Biden brings to the table, we think the Palin choice may have been the end to John McCain's chances for the White House.

Watch Matt Damon Criticize Sarah Palin



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Tobey Maguire To Return For "Spider-Man 4"

Tobey Maguire will be back again to play Peter Parker and the web-slinging super hero "Spider-Man", in the fourth sequel of the hit movie franchise, and previous Spider-Man director Sam Raimi will return to direct both the fourth and fifth sequels.

According to Sony Pictures, no definitive deal has been struck for Kirsten Dunst, who plays Peter Parker's on-again, off-again romantic love interest, Mary-Jane Watson, but speculation is a deal will be in place by production time.

There is also no news on a potential actor to play the villain, although Sony does say, "once you find out who the villain is, you'll know who's playing it."

Willem Dafoe played the Green Goblin in the first movie; Alfred Molina played Dr. Otto Octavius in the second outing, and Topher Grace played Venom in the third installment.

This could point to actor Dylan Baker as a possible villain, as his character, Dr. Curt Connors, is the only probable villain set up in "Spider-Man 3."

The character of Curt Connors, Peter Parker's professor at Columbia University, becomes the super villain Lizard in the comic book version, when he suffers an adverse reaction to a serum designed to re-grow a missing limb.

Sony Pictures is considering filming the next two installments, "Spider-Man 4" and "Spider-Man 5," concurrently, and writer James Vanderbilt is developing both scripts. Filming on "Spider-Man 4" will begin next fall. The movie is tentatively scheduled for release in May 2011.

In the meantime, you can catch Toby Maguire this December in the war drama "Brothers", alongside Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman, a film about a young man who comforts his older brother's wife and children after he goes missing in Afghanistan. Based on Susanne Bier's film "Brothers".
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Stephen Colbert To Send His DNA Into Space For Storage On The Space Station

Comedian Stephen Colbert, the Comedy Central creator and host of the cult-followed "The Colbert Report", will have his DNA sent into space and stored on the International Space Station (ISS), the network said.

Next month, video game designer and fanatic "Colbert Report" fan Richard Garriott will travel to the space station as a private citizen, and deposit Colbert's genes into an "Immortality Drive" time capsule. You never know, it could be the saving grace the world needs someday.

"I am thrilled to have my DNA shot into space, as this brings me one step closer to my lifelong dream of being the baby at the end of the movie '2001: A Space Odyssey,'" Colbert said in a statement.

Garriott, one of the first private citizens to be launched into space, is collecting objects for a time capsule of human DNA as a record of humanity's most incredible achievements and personal messages.

"In the unlikely event that Earth and humanity are destroyed, mankind can be resurrected with Stephen Colbert's DNA," Garriott said in a statement. "Is there a better person for us to turn to for this high-level responsibility?

Before heading up his own Comedy Central parody show, Colbert was a fake news correspondent on Jon Stewart's "The Dailey Show."

Colbert also appeared on the short-lived "The Dana Carvey Show", and the cult favorite "Strangers With Candy" as Chuck Noblet. He has made guest appearances on The Simpsons, American Dad, Spin City, Crank Yankers, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, and fourteen episodes of Saturday Night Live.

Colbert also played Jay Kell in the Mike Myers summer movie flop "The Love Guru", and is lending his distinctive voice to the President of the United States in the animated family adventure "Monsters vs. Aliens", with Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Reese Witherspoon, Hugh Laurie, Rainn Wilson and Kiefer Sutherland.

"Monsters vs. Aliens" tells the story of what happens when a meteorite from outer space hits a young girl and turns her into a giant monster, and she is taken to a secret government compound where she meets a ragtag group of monsters also rounded up over the years.

Not everyone is a Stephen Colbert fan, but look on the bright side - it could have been DNA from Amy Winehouse or Britney Spears.
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