Showing posts with label Barack Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barack Obama. Show all posts

Monday, May 23, 2011

Obama's Limo Gets Stuck on Speed Bump in Ireland – Video

He has the most expensive armor plated limo in the world.

He travels with 15 vehicles as part of his motorcade.

President Barack Obama’s limo is the most advance vehicle ever built, with oxygen tanks and secret weapons on-board that are only seen in the movies.

So what brought his limo to a screeching halt today in Ireland?

A speed bump.

Obama was visiting Ireland on Monday and as his motorcade left the Dublin Embassy his top-secret Cadillac Limousine clipped a speed bump causing a screeching sound that brought him to a dead stop.

You can see, and hear, in the video that the car directly ahead of the Presidents was able to clear the obstacle but clearly bottomed out as well.

But when Obama’s vehicle tried to make it over the same bump…… well, we’ll let the video show you what happened.

Watch President Obama Hit Speed Bump in Ireland


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Monday, May 2, 2011

Donald Trump Says He’s Not Convinced Bin Laden Is Dead

Leave it to Donald Trump to once again put his foot in his mouth.

When asked for his reaction about the news Osama Bin Laden had been killed, Trump opened his pie hole and started spewing what we have come to expect from him.

“The timing seems wrong. If he was killed last night how can they have DNA evidence back already? Obama said he was working this attack for three months but within hours of the strike he is addressing the nation? Now they say the body has already been dumped in the ocean before the DNA tests are complete? Something doesn’t seem right and frankly we need to find out what really happened over there.”

When asked if this development would help Barack Obama and the Democrats in the 2012 election Trump said,

“Well, frankly I think the whole thing was done the way it was for maximum political gain. When has a President ever gone on television at 11:30 on a Sunday night to address the nation? From what I understand NBC broke into Celebrity Apprentice to guess and speculate on what the President was going to say. Couldn’t they have waited until his speech and my show were over and not ramble for an hour on guessing what might have happened? Frankly, I’m very proud with what I have done with my show and think they could have waited another 15 minutes until the 11:00 news hour to start their reporting.”

Donald, this is why people hate you. These are the kind of prideful and egotistical comments that make people wince when they hear your voice.

This is why I’ll never watch Celebrity Apprentice again, and this is why you’ll never be president. We have had enough of your conspiracy theories.

Donald – You’re Fired!

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Sunday, May 1, 2011

President Obama Announces Osama Bin Laden is Dead

President Obama broke into all national broadcasting networks Sunday night to announce some very big news.

Obama told the country that Osama Bin Ladin is dead and the USA has the body.

CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other networks are all confirming the report.

It is expected that the terrorist threat level will be raised over the short term in case there is any backlash from radicals.

The White House and military troops around the world have been moved to security level “Bravo” force protection – one of the highest levels available.

Washington is also reporting that the death was caused by “United States” military assets.

Obama says “Actionable military intelligence” was used.

Bin Laden was killed in a mansion outside Islamabad Pakistan and other family members were also killed.

The State Department said it will be releasing an official death photo soon.

Developing.......

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Obama and Seth Meyers Go After Trump at White House Correspondence Dinner – Video

Last night was the annual White House Correspondence Dinner, or as insiders call it – “The Nerd Prom”.

Guests and celebrities came from all over to eat dinner, drink, and hear Saturday Night Live head writer Seth Meyers roast the president.

Obama and Meyers did not waste any time jumping in to the “Long Form Birth Certificate” issue. The funny thing? Donald Trump was in the audience and looked none too happy at some of the jokes.

Just watch as the camera pans to Trump during some of the jokes and you will see a very uncomfortable man.

Seth Meyers said when he first heard Trump was running for president he thought he would run as a republican – but instead he “ran as a joke.”

Meyers then joked, “Donald Trump recently said he has a great relationship with the blacks. But unless the blacks are a white family, he was mistaken.”

There were lots of jabs at Fox News, NPR, Trump, and others.

The guest list was impressive with Angus T. Jones (who just learned his show Two and a Half Men is returning with him as the star), Kate Hudson, Sean Penn, Bristol Palin, Paul Rudd, and Glee’s Jane Lynch.

All in all it was good clean fun and showed us once again that Donald Trump really is a big douchebag.

Watch Barack Obama at the White House Correspondence Dinner


Watch Set Meyers at the White House Correspondence Dinner


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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Obama Slams Donald Trump - Calls His Antics a ‘Side Show’ – Finally Shows Official Birth Certificate

Finally!

Somebody has finally done something to shut Donald Trump up.

And that somebody is the President of the United States himself Barack Obama.

Today, President Obama released his full, long form, birth certificate and made a statement to the White House Press Corp slamming Donald Trump for wasting the countries time.

The president said he did not want to have to stoop to this level but that various “people” had turned the issue into a “side show.” While not naming names, it was clear that Obama was referring to Donald Trump.

You can view the official certificate by clicking the image to the right.

Trump has made a huge issue of Obama’s birth certificate this last month, and has also lashed out at comedian Jerry Seinfeld and Robert De Niro for no apparent reason.

When Trump was asked if this now satisfied his needs he said,

“I am very proud to be the one to bring this issue to the forefront. But I’ll have to look at it. I want to make sure it’s real. He should have done this a long time ago. I am really honored to have played such a large role in this. I am very proud and honored”

What a dick.

But just as Trump seems uncomfortably satisfied about the birth certificate issue, he has no intentions of going away quietly and has now launched a tirade on Obama about his grades.

That’s right – his college transcripts. Trump says Obama was a poor student and has not released his college transcripts because he doesn’t want people to know saying,

"I heard he was a terrible student, terrible. How does a bad student go to Columbia and then to Harvard? I'm thinking about it, I'm certainly looking into it. Let him show his records. I was a good student and I’m very proud of that."

Man, this guy just won’t go away. And he sure does seem to be very proud and honored that he is The Donald Trump. At least we can still laugh at his bad hair day pictures.

Donald, please remember – “Pride comes before the fall and a haughty spirit before the destruction.”

You are falling – please don’t destroy yourself.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Video - Barack Obama On Jay Leno's Tonight Show

Jay Leno welcomed Barack Obama to the Tonight Show Thursday night, and it was interesting.

The President sat down with Jay and talked about politics, the economy and adjusting to his new lifestyle.

Obama talked about "Life in the bubble", with secret service not letting him walk anywhere, and following close behind with a defibulator. We also got to see Kevin Eubanks wearing a suit for the first time in history.

Barack mentioned being president is a lot like being on American Idol, where everybody is a Simon Cowell.

One hot topic was the AIG bonuses, and The President said he was "stunned" when the insurance giant moved forward with the bonus payouts. He actually did a pretty good job of explaining the whole AIG mess.

Jay also brought up the million-dollar question, "Shouldn't people be going to jail?"

Other topics included Treasury Secretary Tim Geitner, the Washington blame game, toxic assets, lack of credit and bank lending, health care and energy.

Jay asked about flying on Air Force One and the White House bowling ally, where Obama said he still plays like he was in the Special Olympics after bowling a 129.

North Carolina Tar Heels are the Presidents winning pick for the final four.

The entire interview is available below, and is well worth the time to watch it.


Watch The Entire Interview With Barack Obama And Jay Leno


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Friday, October 17, 2008

McCain And Obama Joke at Alfred E. Smith Dinner - Video

John McCain and Barack Obama traded jokes last night at the Al Smith white tie memorial dinner. It was a breath of fresh air to actually hear the two presidential candidates breath a little humor into the campaign.

Both McCain and Obama did a comedic monolog that was actually funny.

These are must see videos with deep inside humor and sharp jabs, at not only each other, but also the Clintons, Joe the plumber, MSNBC, and Keith Olbermann among others.

Watch John McCain at the Al Smith Dinner Video


Watch Barack Obama at the Alfred Smith Memorial Video


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Thursday, October 16, 2008

SNL Thursday Night Live Debates "Joe The Plumber" - Video

SNL nailed it again with their Thursday Night Live mini-episode. And we learned more about the infamous "Joe the plumber" than we ever wanted to know.

Following SNL tradition, the show started with a skit about the third Presidential debate between John McCain and Barack Obama. Most of the debate however, revolved around the much talked about "Joe the plumber", and his magical plunger - a reference to a citizen Obama talked about at a rally speech last week.

When asked about their cabinet staff appointments, McCain mentioned he would start an executive level office of plumbing and hire, you guessed it - Joe the plumber.

The weekend update section featured a new sketch called "We Liked It", where Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler talked about the good aspects of the debate. There was also a visit from the McCain rally crazy lady, Jessie Jackson and a spoof about McCain running advertisement inside MRI machines.

But no Tina Fey? No Sarah Palin?

The show was another winner, but leaves little time for the much anticipated guest appearance of real life Sarah Palin. It is rumored we will see her this Saturday.

Related: Sarah Palin To Appear On Saturday Night Live - Confirmed!

Watch SNL Joe the Plumber Presidential Debate Video


Watch Other Saturday Night Live Debates And Interview Videos

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Saturday, October 4, 2008

Barack Obama Products Invade Paris Fashion Show

You know people have way too much time on their hands, and are not very good fashion creators, when Barack Obama dresses make it into your product line.

The picture shows a model wearing a short dress with a poor quality portrait of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, a creation by French designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac for his spring and summer 2009 ready-to-wear collection.

Suggested retail price - $3,750.

The Paris Fashion Show Spring Collection continues through October 5 in Paris France.
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Thursday, October 2, 2008

Leaked Video: Homer Simpson Tries To Vote For Obama

In an episode of "The Simpsons" scheduled to air November 2, Homer Simpson will vote for Barack Obama. At least he will try.

As Homer enters the voting booth and tries to vote for Obama, the machine changes the vote to McCain, and then proceeds to suck Homer into the voting unit, kill him, and then spit him out.

There are a few good slams in the leaked clip, including one particular jab about how something like this could "only happen in Ohio."

Watch Homer Simpson Voting For Obama Leaked Video

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Sunday, September 28, 2008

Saturday Night Live Spoofs Presidential Debate - Video

Saturday Night Live was on fire last night. If not for their opening skit with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler as Sarah Palin and Katie Couric, then for the spoof of the Presidential debate last week.

When asked about the War in Iraq, Hammond as McCain said that he had wanted the troop surge since 1985, before the war even started.

And when criticized by Obama (Fred Armisen) that he had supported George Bush 95% of the time, Hammond responded that he had never supported President Bush, had always undermined him, abandoned his party, and was disloyal and untrustworthy to the office.

Related Story: Tina Fey And Amy Poehler as Palin And Couric On SNL - Video
Related Story: Darrell Hammond Does John McCain On SNL - Video


When asked how he would deal with nuclear weapons in North Korea, Obama (Armisen) said he would play the race card with North Korea.

The best part of the skit was the ending, when the camera panned to Amy Poehler as Hilary Clinton, who had shown up just in case McCain didn't make it on time.

Watch Darrell Hammond As McCain In SNL Presidential Debate Skit



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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Obama "Lipstick On A Pig" Comment On The David Letterman Show - Video

Barack Obama appeared on the David Letterman Show last night and the topic of Sarah Palin came up.

"Let me ask you a question here, have you ever actually put lipstick on pig?" Letterman asked Obama, a reference to a recent campaign controversy over Obama's use of the phrase.

Obama's comments where clever, and he didn't miss a beat and was obviously prepared for the question.

Watch Barack Obama On Letterman Responding To Sarah Palin


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